Saturday, 13 September 2008

Electric stairs.

I tell yu what there's nothing makes me wanna
punch a stranger in the back of the head
more than bad escalator etiquette.
check it yeah, it's bad enough in London; yu know them dick'eds who stand on the left on tube station escalators?
Proper twats

Well if you know that situation then you might be able to relate.
Imagine the exact same thing
, with out the "stand on the right" rule and
set in Leicester TK Maxx.

Makes me wanna start
shitting in a plaggy bag
before I go out in the morning so I can carry it with me to smear across the collective back of the three obese teenage rude-gels who spend their whole day needlessly blocking my way.

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