I'm not going to bother finishing it now. It just tails off and that's fine with me.
I've accepted it.
It must have been early Jan 2012
So as I write this I've now been back in the UK for 6 months.
I've since signed off and recently tried to get working tax credits but after filling out my application got sent a letter demanding I pay back all the doll money they'd given me in the first 13 weeks I was back.
My mate dared me to put my nose in his belly button while he was on stage so I walked over and gripped him by the hips like I was holding a playstation controller, and just pushed my nose in there. Horrible.
Then we went up stairs to his dressing room and stole his rider.