Hey have yu seen Paul Daniels lately,
in them Tesco's adverts.
Notice anything........ eh,
On his own in he.
See the sadness in his eyes?
looks lonely init.
and yu know what I heard?
I heard his long time screen partner
and real life wife.
Done up and left him
for his son.
Martin Daniels. (A.K.A Paul Daniels Jr).
Yu can check wikipidia if you don't believe me.
Anyway more fool her
cos I also heard Paul Sr just got himself a sweet deal rumered to be worth millions of dollars.
It's being refered to as;
"The most Spectatular Event of our Time"
Big news on the illusionist scene.
He's going to make David Blain disappear.