Post Bag

Here at Complimentary Wine we pride our selves on the quality of our readers' contributions.

So this week I've been sifting through the old post bag and I've managed to pull out 2 different Poetry Lookylikes that have been sent in by our viewers.

Here they are along with the letters that accompanied them.

Dear Sir/Madam,

My partner and I have recently been conducting sporadic Google image searches in an attempt to find a decent usable image of a Zombie.

In doing so it had come to my partner's attention that several members of the recently reanimated share a very similar gate to one Byron Vincent.

This discovery lead me to question whether or not Mr Vincent is in fact one of them. Can you clear this up for me.

Yours sincerely,

John Owens (Berks)

Oi Tosser,

I've seen yu bloody lookalike thing, Bet yu think it's right clever and that, don't yu? Well it ain't yeah, and nor are you!

This is the 3rd time I've sent this in and so far you just ignore me. Tim Clare/David Baddiel Just look at the pictures yeah.

Job done.

Cat (Leicester)

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