Internet Credits

Right I'm trying to figure out how to put a counter on my blog.

That way I can accurately calculate my internet credits.

That way I'll know if I'm famous or not.

I'm sure you all know how it works.

Myspace plays, friends and profile views are 1 credit each.

5 YouTube Views is worth 1 Myspace play

Each Facebook friend is worth 2 on Myspace

5 Myspace Hits = 1 blog view

Then 20 Myspace credits is worth 1 hit on Google.

So 

Then if this number adds up to more than 1,000,000 then yu famous.

I'm hoping that my blog credits are gunna boost me that extra 800,000