New Leggy

Right I know you know about 

Leicester.

and if yu don't know then I can sum it up f'yu.

Leicester's Motto as emblasened on our coat of arms is 

SEMPER EADEM.

This litterally translates to English as 

always the same.

The irony of this is completely lost on the majority of Leggy's gliterati,

anyway, things are changing Leggy looks like a different creature these days.

Some massive 

redevelopment of the whole Highcross area.

Shit 

looks like Birmingham now.

my mate Kyle went into the new Lacoste shop

he was looking for a pair of shorts. He ask's

" yu got any shorts?"

Geeza said

" yeah one pair over there."

and he show's him something that Kyle discribes as longs,

Kyle says "Nar mate, SHORTS"

"Yeah we only sell them,"

Kyle's like, 

"Nar fella, I sin 'um in mags an that,"

Nothing

So he bought a hat for £30 and fucked off

That'll show 'em.